Wes, the author of ye ole Jaybarkerfan's Junk, warned me a month ago about sending another monster my way. I've received so many monsters from Wes I think I've lost count. Let's see... there was the Colossus, the Rancor Monster, the Kraken, the Bear, and my favorite, the Wampa. Honestly, I may have missed one in there. The Colossus stood out because of the shear volume of cards, but the Wampa package actually contained a Wampa. How cool is that? In case you were concerned about the whereabouts of the Wampa I think DefGav has him in a cage in his basement or something now.
Let's move on to JBF's latest and greatest beast, The Leprechaun. I was freaked out by The Leprechaun movie when I was a wee lil' tike, and I was quite relieved to find only a note in the box. No, actually leprechauns!
Man, that sounds really ominous, especially for a Cubs fan such as myself.
So because of this blue talisman I guess a Leprechaun is going to wind
up on my front stoop and chase me around the grounds and torture me and
what not. The coin is cool and all, but I don't really want to tango with some creapy Leprechaun monster. Maybe I can give the coin to one of my Cub fan friends?
In the meantime let's peak in to the box.
What the heck? A 400-count storage box with "1987 Topps Baseball" written on the side? Man, this Leprechaun plays dirty!
I stuck a peak inside and here's two of the first cards I pulled out:
Yes, actual 1987 Topps baseball cards. No, they're not O-Pee-Chee or Topps Tiffany. Just regular junk wax from 1987 Topps. Ugh.
Oh, it gets worse . . .
I would normally cheer for two cards to add to my player collections. The Doug Dascenzo is pretty awesome, but that Matt Clement is trippy.
I think The Leprechaun stole Matt's sole. I mean, just take a look at those eyes. They're all blackened out and soul-less. That's some evil stuff right there. This Leprechaun is going to be one creepy little dude for sure.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Um, hold on. I need to answer the door.
To be continued . . .
Good luck. Maybe it won't be all bad. Especially not if Jennifer Anniston decides to stop by.
ReplyDeleteDude, I don't think it's Jennifer Anniston.
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